What it’s like to work at a sex toy company.
Vine by @GoodVibesToys.
What it’s like to work at a sex toy company.
Vine by @GoodVibesToys.
Introducing the Joy Ride. A sex product so revolutionary, it’ll make you long for the next traffic jam.
I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax Of Sex and I have been working on for some time.
The Joy Ride is a heavy-duty neoprene car seat cover with a very important twist — a unique flexible O-ring in just the right spot on the seat. You’ll simply place one of the sex toy attachments in the O-ring and go to town… literally. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
Read on to find out why the Joy Ride is worth your support on Indiegogo. We also have a fun teaser video and various “perks” listed in my sidebar!
So you wanna become a sex toy reviewer. I know, it sounds so glamorous and enticing. Packages bursting with free sex toys! Masturbation as a job! Merely writing about how something makes you feel! Instantaneous fame and fortune!
Of course, it is not like that. But if you are feeling compelled to stick things inside yourself and then write about it on the internet, there are some things you should know. As a formerly clueless budding sex toy reviewer (circa 2007), I am now equipped to dispense advice and crush dreams.
Read the rest: Epiphora’s beginner’s guide to sex toy reviewing and blogging
I’m of the camp that the words we use to describe things have an impact on how they are perceived. In the case of the sex toy industry, where we have to claw and fight to even be seen as legitimate at all, this is immensely important. I do not believe that, as Shakespeare wrote, a sex toy by any other name would feel as good. Call something a “dong” and nobody wants to fucking put that inside themselves.
Read the whole post on my blog: What should we call sex toys?
Early to Bed! Picture from a retired sex blogger named Effin’ Sara.
Enter to win a Tenga Flip Hole masturbation sleeve or LELO Mona 2 rechargeable vibrator on my blog! Giveaway ends Sunday, January 27th.
To celebrate four years of blogging, I’m giving away FIFTEEN SEX TOY PRIZES! There’s a whole range of items, so hopefully there’s something that calls your name. There are also some prizes open to international readers!
I’m doing something nuts, peeps. I’m starting a newsletter. Plus, I thought of a way to bribe you into subscribing: I’m going to give away a sex toy to one random subscriber! As to ~build suspense~, I won’t tell you which toy or when you have to subscribe by. But someone will win, and the only way to win is to subscribe.
Read more about the newsletter and give me ideas here!
I’ve been having TONS of ideas today for my review of the James Deen dildos. I can’t seem to open WordPress fast enough, so I’ve settled for scribbling illegibly on a stray Sudoku puzzle.
First photo of the James Deen sex toy line! Looks like it includes cock rings, butt plugs, and maybe even a penis pump. Oh, and the dildos seem huge.
It’s hard to make an ordered list of these toys, but I’ll try: NobEssence Seduction, Fun Factory Big Boss, njoy Fun Wand, pink attachment for the Rock Box, Tantus O2 Rascal, Leaf Life, attachments for the Eroscillator, Vixen Creations Maverick, njoy Pure Wand, Vibratex Mystic Wand, Fun Factory G-Twist.
How would you like to win a custom dildo? Enter on my blog! Just about whatever you dream up can be encased in silicone, immortalized forever in dildo.