My friends at SheVibe found the last living neon green Mustang dildo under a shelf in their warehouse, so I’m giving it away — plus a Leaf vibe of your choice! Enter to win RIGHT HERE (US/Canada only). Reblogging is one entry method!
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Smitten Kitten has a new jar of toxic sex toy horrors! It’s only four days old and the toys are already oozing an oily film onto each other. (P.S. I love the subtle “Doc J" in the corner of that photo, guys.) I’ll be watching the badvibes tag on Tumblr with a morbid fascination…
Edit for all y’all reblogging this and crying “of course they’re melting! They aren’t supposed to touch!”: One, they aren’t melting in this photo. They are developing a layer of oily film (which, if you watch the video, you’ll see that one already had it straight out of the package). Is that not repulsive? Does it not disgust you that the toys all smelled horrible and gave these two people headaches? IT SHOULD. THESE ARE THINGS THAT ARE MADE TO TOUCH MUCOUS MEMBRANES.
Two, while they will eventually melt together, true 100% silicone dildos WILL NOT. That is a myth. Body-safe sex toys do not contain active molecules that off-gas, degrade, and melt. Because they are body-safe. Stop making excuses for toxic, shitty sex toys.
The first sex toy Mindy Browning ever purchased was also the one she believes poisoned her […] it caused such severe pain that she could barely speak. After reading dozens of articles and horror stories online, she was convinced: The dildo had caused a chemical burn.
Believe it or not, sex toys remain unregulated in the United States. And because there are virtually no safety standards to dictate what chemicals can be used in sex toys, manufacturers are free to make their products with whatever they want […]
For now, there are some resources available to consumers. Both the Progressive Pleasure Club and the Coalition Against Toxic Toys highlight sex shops nationwide that specialize in “body safe” nontoxic toys, many of which can be purchased online. And several blogs, such as Hey Epiphora and Dangerous Lilly, review sex toys for safety—and efficacy.
(via Are Your Sex Toys Safe?)Source playboysfw.kinja.com
“Glamorous” is not at all a word I would use to describe my life, yet the world continues thinking my days are filled with orgasms and sunshine. My job is sweet, I’ll give you that, but unless your definition of “glamorous” includes Photoshopping hairs off dildos, it’s not usually thrilling.
On Friday, December 6th, I had the idea to document my day for your consumption. While this day didn’t include one of my signature marathon masturbation sessions, it was filled with many mundane yet very characteristic-of-my-life tasks, such as answering an avalanche of emails, tirelessly photographing sex toys, wrangling a sneaky cat, preparing a post, and yes — masturbating.
Read all: A day in the life of a sex toy reviewer
20% off G-spot vibes and free shipping with no minimum order at GoodVibes! Get one of my fave vibrators of all time, the LELO Mona 2. For guaranteed Christmas Eve delivery, place order by 12pm PST on Friday, December 13th.
I’ve compiled a list of all the best sex toy Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals! I’m updating as more pop up. My favorite deals (toy name links to my review):
- njoy Pure Wand for $66 at PinkCherry (code FRIDAY)
- LELO Mona 2 for $111.20 at LELO (plus free shipping, code PIPH20) or Babeland
- Eroscillator Top 2 Deluxe for $145.50 at GoodVibes
- We-Vibe Tango for $50 at Lovehoney
- NobEssence Romp for $82.50 at GoodVibes
- Jopen Comet G Wand for $30 at PinkCherry (code FRIDAY)
Read all about ‘em: Sex toy Black Friday Cyber Monday sales! » Hey Epiphora
- njoy Pure Wand for $66 at PinkCherry (code FRIDAY)
Sex toy Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales are the best. They almost never require you to change out of your pajamas. This is a list of all the best ones I can find, continually updated. I even have some special coupons you won’t find anywhere but on my blog.
So prep your greatest pajamas.
My annual massive blogiversary sex toy giveaway is here!
Choose from some of my all-time favorites: vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, a sleeve, a packer, a harness, and even a $150 gift certificate. About half the prizes are also open to international readers!
(Reblogging counts, just use the entry form as well.)
Rainbow of Fun Factory toys! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COLOR CHOICES, FUN FACTORY.Source toolshedgirl
These dildos are up in arms.
(via Come As You Are)Source facebook.com
Anonymous asked: That Tantus sale is spectacular! But I'm Canadian, and dang, the shipping for the order would cost more than the order. I am bummed. Do you, with all of your sex toy wisdom, know of any good Canadian-based online sex toy stores? As much fun as it is to startle the folks at customs, it's much nicer to get orders promptly AND be sure they won't be held up AND save a few bucks.
YES! I just finally found a great indie Canadian sex shop to partner with: Come As You Are. They have a fantastic online store. You can subscribe to their email newsletter to get free Canadian shipping.
If you need less discerning selection, there’s also PinkCherry.
When I was a kid, I got annoyed when people bought me Barbies. A gift of anything Barbie just demonstrated that the gift-giver didn’t know much about me. I feel like that’s what the color pink represents to many sex toy manufacturers: the obvious choice. The safe choice. The default.
Maybe I shouldn’t feel patronized, exactly, by the existence of pink sex toys, but… I do. I imagine a lot of mansplaining goes on in sex toy company boardrooms. And mansplaining does not make me horny.
Um. Tantus is having a 72-hour 50% off sale on their Grab Bag. Do you even understand what that means? It means one of my favorite silicone butt plugs, the Ryder, is fucking NINE DOLLARS. And the awesome Echo dildo is a mere $16.50. FOR SILICONE, YOU GUYS! 100% medical grade! And if Tantus Jenna’s Twitter is any indication, you could potentially get DUAL-COLORED toys.
So, please go. Please do. The last day of this sale is Saturday, August 31.