Jimmyjane knows what you want: a $4,000 “instant orgy” package including five overpriced sex toys, five boxes of hipster condoms, and a 15 x 15 ft INFLATABLE BOUNCY HOUSE. In true Jimmyjane fashion, one of the “features” of the bouncy house is that it is “Portable – only 235 lbs.” Indeed. The next time someone asks me about the Jimmyjane brand, I’m linking them to this. It says it all.

(Thanks, Scarlett, for sending this along!)