“The vibrations are extremely disappointing. They’re hardly powerful at all. Many won’t even find them sufficient enough for a nice tease … I rated this toy 3 stars for three reasons. The first is that I love the outward appearance. The second is because I’ve used it without turning it on and was pleasured by it in some way. And the third is because I want to keep hope alive for someone else.”—There you have it, folks. Sound reasoning for why to rate a worthless vibrator 3 stars.
I was waiting on pins and needles for the Jack’s Blowjob Lessons guy to find me. And finally, he did!
My name is Jack. I’m the author of a popular guide called “Jack’s Blowjob Lessons” ( you can Google it ), I ran into your blog ( site ) and I believe that your readers might find my guide valuable. Please tell me if it is possible to write a guest article on your blog ( site ) and/or do you write book reviews? If yes, I can send you a copy.
Thanks in advance,
Normally I would ignore or politely decline offers such as this, but his website is so reprehensible that I had to flail at him.
I did not need to Google your book, as I have heard all about it within my circle of sex bloggers. After reading and ridiculing your website, we’re all in agreement that you are a major douche. I think most bloggers simply ignored your email, but there is no possible way I could. In your world, women are all “girls” who require your “protection and guidance” (what the fuck?!) while men all have “responsible and stressful jobs” and are completely and utterly driven by their cocks. Nice. I can’t believe you think this bullshit will help sell your book. There are many ways to discuss blowjob techniques without coming across as a huge misogynist, but I guess you don’t think those ways are exciting enough to con people into buying a $47 ebook.
I’m pretty sure that you’re wrong that “the best blowjob can tame even the most power-hungry guy,” because you sound like one of the most egotistical bastards I’ve encountered in recent memory.
I think I’ll pass on reviewing your book or accepting your glorious content onto my blog. Thanks so much for contacting me!