This is a really tough question to answer without knowing what shape, size, and material you would prefer! But here are some companies that make fantastic, body-safe dildos. You’ll pay more for them than you would with mass-produced toys, but they are hygienic and will last forever.
Feel free to follow up with me if you need more help narrowing the field. Good luck!
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Tell Alicia that Epiphora sent you!
Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you.
That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t look sanitary. In fact, I’m willing to bet it’s been fondled by…
This chick just lived my dream.
“Do people ever give you shit like, ‘This is wrong!’?” I ask.
“I never paid attention to shit like that,” he says. “Honestly, they can fuck off. If someone came in here like, ‘What you do is a sin!’ I’d probably just start getting naked and if they wanted to stay here and yell at me, I’d start jerking off. ‘You wanted to make it awkward for me? Now I made it awkward for you,’” he says. I’m laughing pretty hard. “As long as you’re not hurting anybody? Who cares?”
He starts to say something about playing basketball then, but he fucks up the metaphor in a really obvious way. It’s clear he doesn’t know anything about sports.
“Go sports!” I say, making fun of him, back to a place where I feel at ease.
He picks it up right away. “Yeah! Go local sports team! They’re so good, that team!”
“So much better than that other team from the other town where I don’t live!” I say. And then, we’re both giggling insanely. It feels way more like the friends we might be at a Jewish summer camp in another dimension. “This is like, an Onion headline,” I say, through my laughter. He cracks up, echoing my earlier teasing, “Go sports! Yeah! Whatever guys do when they hang out!” He clearly has no idea.
I can only think of one that is made of a high-quality material: the Mistress by Vixen Creations. It does have a pronounced head, but that is the only phallic thing about it. Pronounced heads are fabulous for G-spot stimulation anyway.
Vixen Creations used to make its Leo in silver glitter, but they don’t anymore (it does come in IVORY SHIMMER, though). That one’s a tiny bit more phallic, and a little more girthy, than the Mistress.
