December 2011
19 posts
Review: Lyla →
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in the vagina and fun on the town (bars! concerts! wherever…
I think there’s a pretty clear pattern underlying Jensen’s lecture. He...
– Charlie Glickman, “Untangling the Gordian Knot: An Analysis of a Lecture by Robert Jensen”
Review: Jellyfish →
The Whipspider Rubberworks Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that this dildo is basically a…
I appreciate a vibrator that’s like a good book — intriguing, engaging,...
– Lelo Lyla, or Why Sex Toys Should Be Named Very, Very Carefully If At All • aag
5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene... →
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing eye for shooting porn. But all of them combined? Explosion of awesome. It’s even better…
I swear I get an email like this every other...
My partner Nicole and I started our company last year! Our Brand is “Silky Vibration ” and the first product we are launching is the “Tingle Me” panty vibrator. This revolutionary vibrator is the first of its kind! Single use, anytime, anywhere product! Turn any panty into vibrating panties!!! Peel and Stick in your underwear, push the button and 30 minutes if...
Review: Y-Bullet →
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its plastic box reads, Make Your Next MSN Web Cam Chat… A Y-Bullet…
cosmo tip #108
expertcosmotips:
planning on leaving santa a plate of cookies this christmas eve? spice things up by leaving him a plate of butt plugs instead
Should I change my slogan? →
There are a lot of things about this blog that were decided on a whim. For instance, the domain name. I don’t like it because it’s hard to spell, but it was the only thing I could fit my pseudonym…
A touch of whimsy →
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay to advertise it. In fact, they present it to me like I should feel privileged to host…