January 2010
14 posts
“Think about the men you know. Do any of them display that delightful mixture of...”
– You May Be A Mansplainer If… : Thus Spake Zuska
I blog about sex. That is not an invitation.
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about sex toys, porn, and more sex toys. I am incredibly open about my sexual rendezvous (although I’ve never wanted to write erotica or anything like it, making me a lot less explicit than some other sex bloggers). And yes, dear god, I hang out on Twitter, Google Talk, and...
“A specific tip for how this toy works best is to keep it on the shelf for sale...”
– Waterproof remote egg review by Onecunningman
Sex toy prenup
Carnivalesq: How... do people start talking about the reviewing thing?
Epiphora: yeah i have no advice
Carnivalesq: I've done it before, introing to new peeps
Carnivalesq: one time, guy thought I was cam whore
Carnivalesq: one time, guy thought I wanted gangbangs
Carnivalesq: Other time, guy turned out to be a selfish douchefag.
Carnivalesq: I fear women would steal my toys.
Epiphora: lol
Carnivalesq: Worse, that I would willingly give some.
Carnivalesq: I need a sex toy prenup.
Carnivalesq: "I hereby enter into this relationship with Carnivalesq knowing that if the relationship ends by fault of either party, I do not have the right to retain any sex toy that is Carnivalesq's."
Carnivalesq: "Those who violate sex toy prenup will be flogged."
Carnivalesq: "In not nice ways."
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We're genuises
Carnivalesq: Reading Wahl review: they need to make a vibe that is literally gun shaped.
Epiphora: that would be terrifying/hot
Epiphora: and you pull the trigger to change speed
Carnivalesq: YESSS
Carnivalesq: And it would holster in those aslan harnesses
Epiphora: so you can hold it to someone's clit and pull the trigger
Epiphora: and make a bunch of really bad "stick 'em up" jokes
Carnivalesq: And it would debut the world in a porn
Carnivalesq: With Puck and Jiz and Syd and Sasha
Epiphora: yessss
Carnivalesq: And I would die happy.
“Marketing Guy 1: What do chicks love?
Marketing Guy 2: My Dick!
MG 1 & 2:...”
– Basic Essentails Softee | Undressed Reviews
Oh, Fleshlights.
Epiphora: i'm kinda glad i don't have a penis. i'd want to try like, every fleshlight texture in existence.
Carnivalesq: LOL.
Carnivalesq: And then you'd be so obnoxiously in love with it.
Epiphora: my blog would be heyfleshlight.com
“Because the magic moment when someone DOES find that spot? You don’t just...”
– Comment on ‘Scientists Say “G-Spot” Doesn’t Actually Exist’
