February 2012
9 posts
“Whether companies like it or not the sex toy reviewing army is the bridge to...”
– Kara Sutra, “Things That Need To Stop”
“So, my frustration led to some silly brainstorming on Twitter with other...”
– Picobong Honi | In Bed with Bzzingbee
4 tags
Woman Aflame: Dreamy Sex Toys (And a Shout-Out to... →
womanaflame:
These are the sex toys currently haunting my daydreams. They are lovely, no?
All photo credits to the inimitable Epiphora, whose reviews I have linked below.
(She’s also here on Tumblr, and on Facebook and the Twitterz. If you’re not already following her everywhere, you should be….
Interview with a Sex Toy Reviewer: Part 3:... →
Interview with meeee!
More tense, plz
Epiphora: "I JUST WISH THE VIBE WAS MORE TENSE AND LAST LONGER!!!"
Elodie: She wants a nervous vibe?
Epiphora: YES.
January 2012
15 posts
“Why does this mode exist? Who on this earth wants to control the vibrations on...”
– Flying Solo: Review: Oden
“The vibrations are extremely disappointing. They’re hardly powerful at...”
– There you have it, folks. Sound reasoning for why to rate a worthless vibrator 3 stars.
What Linda Lovelace's Story Does and Doesn't Say... →
Jack's Blowjob Lessons
I was waiting on pins and needles for the Jack’s Blowjob Lessons guy to find me. And finally, he did!
Hello
My name is Jack. I’m the author of a popular guide called “Jack’s Blowjob Lessons” ( you can Google it ), I ran into your blog ( site ) and I believe that your readers might find my guide valuable. Please tell me if it is possible to write a guest article on...
“I don’t want to be tighter. I want to cram all the things in me. All of...”
– Sada
Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2011 →
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and bottom toys of 2011! Remember, like last year, this list includes toys that I acquired/reviewed in…
December 2011
19 posts
Review: Lyla →
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in the vagina and fun on the town (bars! concerts! wherever…
“I think there’s a pretty clear pattern underlying Jensen’s lecture. He...”
– Charlie Glickman, “Untangling the Gordian Knot: An Analysis of a Lecture by Robert Jensen”
Review: Jellyfish →
The Whipspider Rubberworks Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that this dildo is basically a…
“I appreciate a vibrator that’s like a good book — intriguing, engaging,...”
– Lelo Lyla, or Why Sex Toys Should Be Named Very, Very Carefully If At All • aag
5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene... →
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing eye for shooting porn. But all of them combined? Explosion of awesome. It’s even better…
I swear I get an email like this every other...
My partner Nicole and I started our company last year! Our Brand is “Silky Vibration ” and the first product we are launching is the “Tingle Me” panty vibrator. This revolutionary vibrator is the first of its kind! Single use, anytime, anywhere product! Turn any panty into vibrating panties!!! Peel and Stick in your underwear, push the button and 30 minutes if...
Review: Y-Bullet →
The Lady Calston Y-Bullet is a HIGH-TECH device. It plugs into your USB PORT. It runs off PURE USB ADRENALINE. Its plastic box reads, Make Your Next MSN Web Cam Chat… A Y-Bullet…
cosmo tip #108
expertcosmotips:
planning on leaving santa a plate of cookies this christmas eve? spice things up by leaving him a plate of butt plugs instead
Should I change my slogan? →
There are a lot of things about this blog that were decided on a whim. For instance, the domain name. I don’t like it because it’s hard to spell, but it was the only thing I could fit my pseudonym…
A touch of whimsy →
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay to advertise it. In fact, they present it to me like I should feel privileged to host…
November 2011
15 posts
1 tag
Anonymous asked: If you could only have one: Njoy Pure Wand or Nob Essence Seduction, which would you choose?
“I’d rather have Sasha Grey reading to my kids than George W. Bush. At...”
– Commenter on “Sasha Grey On ‘The View’ Suggests How School Could Have Avoided Reading Scandal”
Hell Yes: Leaf →
BMS Enterprises has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of bullets, and they designed the Jopen line, but that’s about…