So, my blog has been down for several days now, and it’s giving me hives. Apparently there was a power surge at my host that caused multiple hardware failures, and I’m told it could be a day or two more before everything’s up and running again. To cure my hives, I’m posting here, to give you all an update and to ask for some opinions.

Firstly, I am very, very close to finishing my Eroscillator review. It’s nearing 2,500 words, which is pretty ridiculous. I will be finishing the review and posting it very soon after my site comes back up. Is there anything specific you want to know about the Eroscillator? As you may have surmised, I’m trying to cover everything.

I’m also working on a review of Roulette, Courtney Trouble’s first porno. I think it will be an enjoyable review to read, even if I’m very hung up on music in porn.

I also have a post nearly finished about new features I’ll be adding to the site. One feature will be “Hell Yes,” which is the opposite of the “Um, No” feature I introduced a couple days ago. “Hell Yes” will highlight products and such that look promising. I considered “Fuck Yes” as a title, but it was a little too enthusiastic. Anyway, I have a couple products in mind for “Hell Yes” already. I think you will like them.

What else… oh, nobody really commented on my blogiversary winners post about what type of contest/prize I should scrounge together next. Thoughts?

Again, sorry about the downtime on my site, and I will tweet at you the moment the site’s back up. For now… I’m gonna go make spaghetti.

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