In my inbox:
Not a pretty letter, however, I will do my best to make it pretty at the end of this letter, I have sent many a pretty letter’s out and get no replies, and so, I just wanted to cut to the chase and not sugar coat what I am asking. I have an adult website that sells many adult product lines and yes I have done some business, so that tells me two things, my prices are right and I have the right product mix. I keep hearing blogging is the way to go, well I have tried it and I am sure I am going about it the wrong way, so I need a guru blogger I guess that is one term people use for you folks. Anyway, I wanted to ask if by chance you will look at my site and see if you would be interested in helping me get traffic, every site needs traffic this is a no brainer, however, I am like all sites, I need traffic, I will be happy with 10, 20,30,40,50 people a day times 7 it adds up, yes would I like to have 100’s, 1,000’s your bet your ass I would.
Yes, I know it has to be a two way street and I am willing to do as much as I can, but I have to be honest, my funds are very limited, but maybe we could work some products and money to make it work or help me with traffic and if they buy I will make you very happy, I am not asking for something without a payback I just need help on getting my site up and running good with traffic. Now I will end this letter with the pretty part. So I am asking you Pretty Please help ME.
Now, I appreciate people who are straightforward, who admit they have “limited funds,” but these amorphous promises need to STOP.
Also, why do people think selling sex toys on the internet = instamillionaire?