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Dildology is a brand new non-profit organization that will send sex toys to labs to have them independently tested. With this, there will finally be some accountability within the sex toy industry, and we’ll have a much better idea which manufacturers to trust — and which to side-eye.

To remain unaffiliated and unbiased, Dildology won’t be able to sell advertising space. So, peeps, raise your glass dollars and donate in memory of:

• Packaging that lies to our faces, calling things “high grade silicone” and “medical grade material” when they are not
• That time one of my old cock rings bled THROUGH A PLASTIC BAG and onto a Jimmyjane cord
• Having to crowdsource to figure out what a material even is
• All the times a reviewer has accepted as fact that sex toys stink, taste gross, and cause a burning sensation

Read the rest on my blog: Once and for all: what’s in our sex toys? » Hey Epiphora

Obsessive sex toy comparisons will be the death of me. Yes, I did put all of these on/in me in one masturbation session.

Left to right: Eroscillators, LELO Smart Wands, Hathor lube, Vixen Johnny, Vixen Outlaw, Vixen Maverick, Vixen Buck, Vixen Mustang.

Really sad news, peeps. The Tantus Alumina line is being discontinued. These are great toys, way better than that shitty aluminum THING that shall not be named. Read my review to see why you should get one, then use code LASTCHANCE to get 25% off through May 17th.

theredheadbedhead:

Sleeping alone in a new place can be scary. Consequently, this may have happened last night.

Big news, peeps! I’m teaming up with @Tantus_Jenna, @bedheadtweeting, @mistressoftheob, @LoraxOfSex and @pinkness to submit two, yes TWO panel proposals to CatalystCon West! I may or may not have stayed up all night last night working on the descriptions…

Not gonna spill the panel topics right yet, but BE EXCITED.

For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me whether it’s worth the extra cash to get the Top Deluxe version of the toy. I’ve always had to say “I don’t know; mine is the more powerful one and I’ve never tried the regular version,” which pained me because I hate not having an answer to anything sex toy-related. I’m cool with feeling like a failure in some respects (I can’t do a crossword to save my life), but not that one.

So finally, my online amiga of many years, Britni, agreed to loan me her Eroscillator 2 Plus for comparison purposes. This is a true friend. And now I have all the T, and not much of the shade. Because the Eroscillator 2 Plus is surprisingly great, and not at all a sad shadow of its mightier counterpart. 

… read the rest on my blog: Eroscillator 2 Plus vs. Top Deluxe: is 35% more power worth $55 more?

theredheadbedhead:

Weighing sex toy storage options, I briefly (but seriously) considered this. #sexbloggerlifehack

Dude I LIKE IT

toolshedgirl:

Instruments for Sex Toys 101 workshop are laid out with surgical precision. (at Lawrence University)

Perhaps the best moving image entry to my Stronic giveaway thus far. It’s still going on — go enter to win a thrusting sex toy, peeps!

Yer beautiful, Eroscillator. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.