I was waiting on pins and needles for the Jack’s Blowjob Lessons guy to find me. And finally, he did!

Hello

My name is Jack. I’m the author of a popular guide called “Jack’s Blowjob Lessons” ( you can Google it ), I ran into your blog ( site ) and I believe that your readers might find my guide valuable. Please tell me if it is possible to write a guest article on your blog ( site ) and/or do you write book reviews? If yes, I can send you a copy.

Thanks in advance,

Jack

Normally I would ignore or politely decline offers such as this, but his website is so reprehensible that I had to flail at him.

Hello Jack,

I did not need to Google your book, as I have heard all about it within my circle of sex bloggers. After reading and ridiculing your website, we’re all in agreement that you are a major douche. I think most bloggers simply ignored your email, but there is no possible way I could. In your world, women are all “girls” who require your “protection and guidance” (what the fuck?!) while men all have “responsible and stressful jobs” and are completely and utterly driven by their cocks. Nice. I can’t believe you think this bullshit will help sell your book. There are many ways to discuss blowjob techniques without coming across as a huge misogynist, but I guess you don’t think those ways are exciting enough to con people into buying a $47 ebook.

I’m pretty sure that you’re wrong that “the best blowjob can tame even the most power-hungry guy,” because you sound like one of the most egotistical bastards I’ve encountered in recent memory.

I think I’ll pass on reviewing your book or accepting your glorious content onto my blog. Thanks so much for contacting me!

Alas, he never replied.